Dog breeding

Nostradamus of Kerry reveals alternate future of vaccination plan, dog breeding and Good Friday

The Nostradamus of North Kerry is wary of the British. We met this week as the sun was shining in our city park.

The British plan, ”he said,“ is to get revenge for what we did to them on Easter Monday 1916, while they were having fun at the Fairyhouse races.

“I think what shocked the British the most was the fact that we organized the Easter Rising on their day off, which they took to be very bad form of us.”